"Velcro Dog" Funny Cane Corso T-Shirt

Personal space is a myth. He killed it.

A Cane Corso does not follow you around the house — he supervises. Kitchen, bathroom, hallway: everywhere you go, 120 pounds of Velcro is already there, leaning against your legs like a furry load-bearing wall. Close a door and you will hear the sigh of a creature personally betrayed.

The Velcro Dog tee is for everyone living with a permanent shadow. It is funny because it is true, and it is true every single day, including right now — check behind you. Yes. There he is.

For the owner who has accepted they will never pee alone again.

The Men's Heavyweight Long Sleeve T-Shirt delivers premium comfort with a durable heavyweight feel and a smooth surface that's ideal for custom printing. Made from soft-washed combed ring-spun cotton, it offers an ultra-soft hand-feel and a classic fit that's perfect for everyday wear, branded merchandise, and premium apparel collections. 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Fabric weight: 6. 5 oz. /yd. ² (220 g/m²). 20 singles. Soft-washed fabric with an ultra-soft hand-feel. Side-seamed construction. Tightly knit fabric for superior printability. Single-needle edge stitching. 7/8" 1×1 ribbed collar with Lycra® for enhanced durability. Tear-away label. This product is made on demand. No minimums.

Size guide, inches
Size | Length | Width | Chest
S | 28 | 18 | 34–37
M | 29 | 20 | 38–41
L | 30 | 22 | 42–45
XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57

Size guide, centimeters
Size | Length | Width | Chest
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4–94
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5–104.1
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7–114.3
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8–124.5
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127–134.6
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2–144.8