120 LBS of Lap Dog" Funny Cane Corso T-Shirt

He does not know he is 120 pounds. Do not tell him.

Every Cane Corso owner knows the truth: the most intimidating dog at the park is, at home, a lapdog with no concept of physics. He will climb onto you like a Chihuahua. Your legs will go numb.You will not move, because look at that face.

This shirt is for everyone who has ever been pinned to their own couch by a creature the size of a linebacker and loved every second of it. Wear it as a warning to guests: the dog will sit on you, resistance is futile, and you have been warned.

For the owner whose "personal space" was permanently repossessed.

The Men's Heavyweight Long Sleeve T-Shirt delivers premium comfort with a durable heavyweight feel and a smooth surface that's ideal for custom printing. Made from soft-washed combed ring-spun cotton, it offers an ultra-soft hand-feel and a classic fit that's perfect for everyday wear, branded merchandise, and premium apparel collections. 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey: 60% cotton, 40% polyester. Fabric weight: 6. 5 oz. /yd. ² (220 g/m²). 20 singles. Soft-washed fabric with an ultra-soft hand-feel. Side-seamed construction. Tightly knit fabric for superior printability. Single-needle edge stitching. 7/8" 1×1 ribbed collar with Lycra® for enhanced durability. Tear-away label. This product is made on demand. No minimums.

Size guide, inches
Size | Length | Width | Chest
S | 28 | 18 | 34–37
M | 29 | 20 | 38–41
L | 30 | 22 | 42–45
XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57

Size guide, centimeters
Size | Length | Width | Chest
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4–94
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5–104.1
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7–114.3
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8–124.5
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127–134.6
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2–144.8